There's a unicorn with a golden mane
Iridescent coat and a sparkly horn
She glimmers and shines
Smiling through her densely fringed eyes,
She adorns the footwear of a child in guise.
The exotic creature has a magical presence
Cutting through her manmade effervescence.
When she glides along with the child in guise
All and sundry sport a smile, perhaps of surprise!
The smile could even be a mocking laugh
Possibly of a secondhand embarrassment
On the child in guise's behalf.
Cause the feet that slip into the golden maned unicorn
Are attached to a woman, grown up and a half.
Little does the child in guise care
And embraces unicorn shoes, humming bird bracelets
Rhinoceros pendants
And ladybugs studded to the earlobes.
In her critter company
The quirky little child in disguise
Lives happily ever after -
Go ahead, judge her!
She'll probably respond in laughter.
