I was in conversation with a childhood friend a few minutes ago. We were making up after a childish tiff we had.
Me - (in my most profound tone)Tell me what I can do to make you feel secure!
She - (Shrill, dramatic voice!) Marry me Bushu, marry me!
Me - Off the phone and ROFLMAO
For the way she makes me laugh , I'd have considered her proposal if she were a He and crossed my path before my better half did!